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Simple But Random Hetalia Scenario Meme:
I was (1) with (2) at (3), but (4) (5) because (6), so I (7). Then I went home and (8).
1: Birth month
January: singing
February: dancing
March: streaking
April: training
May: eating pasta
June: throwing tomatoes at people
July: Sweeping the floor
August: Filming a movie
September: Stalking my boyfriend/girlfriend
October: watching anime
November: reading comic books
December: plotting world domination
2: Birthday
1: America (Alfred F. Jones)
2: England (Arthur Kirkland)
3: France (Francis Bonnefoy)
4: China (Yao Wang)
5: Russia (Ivan Braginsky)
6: Canada (Matthew Williams)
7: North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
8: South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
9: Germany (Ludwig)
10: Japan (Kiku Honda)
11: Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
12: Hungary (Elizabeta Héderváry.)
13: Switzerland (Basch Zwingli)
14: Liechtenstein
15: Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
16: Latvia (Raivis Galante)
17: Lithuania (Toris Laurinaitis)
18: Estonia (Eduard Von Bock)
19: Ukraine
20: Belarus (Natalia Arlovskaya)
21: Norway
22: Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)
23: Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)
24: Iceland
25: Denmark
26: Sealand (Peter Kirkland)
27: Seychelles
28: Spain (Antonio Fernández Carriedo)
29: Korea (Im Yong Soo)
30: Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)
31: Taiwan
3: Color of your shirt
Red: the World Conference
Orange: a café
Yellow: a restaurant
Light Green: a bar
Dark Green: the airport
Light Blue: the mall
Dark Blue: the beach
Purple: my school
Pink: my office building
Brown: my house
White: Japan’s house
Black: Russia’s house
Gray: Switzerland’s house
Other: the police station
4: Color or pattern of your socks
Red: Japan
Orange: China
Yellow: England
Light Green: Russia
Dark Green: Prussia
Light Blue: America
Dark Blue: Hungary
Purple: Switzerland
Pink: France
Brown: Poland
White: Belarus
Black: Germany
Gray: Austria
Other color: Canada
Striped: Denmark
Polka dots: Finland
Plaid: Turkey
Other patterned socks: Greece
Mismatched socks: Grandpa Rome
Not wearing socks: Flying Mint Bunny
5: Time of day (Apologies to those who use 24-hour time.)
12:00 AM – 12:59 AM: kicked me
1:00 AM – 1:59 AM: shot at me
2:00 AM – 2:59 AM: flirted with me
3:00 AM – 3:59 AM: hit me with a frying pan
4:00 AM – 4:59 AM: threw tomatoes at me
5:00 AM – 5:59 AM: kidnapped me
6:00 AM – 6:59 AM: spilled coffee on my shirt on purpose
7:00 AM – 7:59 AM: yelled at me
8:00 AM – 8:59 AM: sneezed on me
9:00 AM – 9:59 AM: threatened to blow up my car
10:00 AM – 10:59 AM: threw scones at me
11:00 AM – 11:59 AM: tried to eat my hair
12:00 PM – 12:59 PM: invaded my vital regions
1:00 PM – 1:59 PM: took embarrassing photographs of me
2:00 PM – 2:59 PM: stole my wallet
3:00 PM – 3:59 PM: put a curse on me
4:00 PM – 4:59 PM: was following me
5:00 PM – 5:59 PM: threw dirty socks at me
6:00 PM – 6:59 PM: was making silly faces at me
7:00 PM – 7:59 PM: called me a moron
8:00 PM – 8:59 PM: dumped dirt on my head
9:00 PM – 9:59 PM: stole all my cookies
10:00 PM – 10:59 PM: hit me with a faucet pipe
11:00 PM – 11:59 PM: drank all of my soda
6: Which country has the best food, in your opinion?
Italy: I was staring at (4)
Germany: I’m mentally unstable
Japan: (4) is mentally unstable
America: I’m a pirate
England: (4) is a pirate
France: I stole (4)’s underwear
China: I was disguised as Russia
Russia: I’m a deranged fanboy/fangirl
Austria: (4) thought I was a ninja
Hungary: (4) thought I was Prussia
Canada: (4) thought I was a leprechaun
Korea: (4) thought I was a Pokémon
Greece: (4) knows I think he’s/she’s sexy
Turkey: I’m secretly an alien
Belgium: I was reading yaoi manga
Spain: (4) thought I was a robot
India: I ate all of (4)’s food
One of the Nordics: (4) was jealous of my awesomeness
Ukraine/Belarus/one of the Baltics: (4) was drunk
Other: I had bloodstains on my shirt
Can’t decide: I’m a spy for the government
7: Day of the week
Sunday: took out my white flag and surrendered
Monday: hit him/her with a frying pan
Tuesday: hit him/her with a faucet pipe
Wednesday: hit him/her with a wok
Thursday: called for military backup
Friday: put a curse on him/her
Saturday: ran away
8: Favorite character in Hetalia
North Italy/Chibitalia: fell asleep and had nightmares
Germany: sat on the roof and sang Marukaite Chikyuu
Japan: ate some sushi and life continued as normal
America: wrote a song about it
England: declared war on Russia
France: declared war on England
China: watched soap operas
Russia: watched TV for five hours
Australia: threw up
Austria: complained a lot
Belarus: plotted my revenge against (4)
Belgium: listened to depressing music
Bulgaria: declared war on America
Canada: discovered that my house was full of ghosts
Cuba: declared war on (2)
Denmark: declared war on (4)
Egypt: declared war on my neighbors
Estonia: played World of Warcraft all night
Finland: spied on my neighbors
Greece: invaded Austria
Holy Roman Empire: redecorated my room
Hong Kong: trolled the Internet
Hungary: threw water balloons at my neighbor’s house
Iceland: got drunk
India: made a movie about it
Korea: played Call of Duty
Latvia: hid under the bed
Liechtenstein: pretended that nothing happened
Lithuania: plotted to take over the world
Monaco: realized I went in the wrong house
Netherlands: played Minecraft
Norway: was shot in the head by Finland
Poland: was kidnapped by Russia
Prussia: accidentally stepped in dog droppings
Romania: threw a party
Sealand: yelled about how awesome I am
Seychelles: prank-called Poland
South Italy: stubbed my toe on the door
Spain: had to enter through the window because the door was stuck
Sweden: found that my house had been invaded by aliens
Switzerland: found that my house had been invaded by Prussia
Taiwan: threw things at my neighbors
Turkey: got stuck in the chimney while trying to clean it
Ukraine: played loud music all night
Vietnam: was shot by Switzerland
Wy: threw rocks at my next-door-neighbor’s house
Grandpa Rome: flirted with cute boys/girls
Flying Mint Bunny: watched too much anime
Tony the alien: realized I forgot my house key
An OC that you created: was attacked by ninjas
Other: painted my house pink
Optional Bonus: Tag three people to do this meme.
Bonus Optional Bonus: Send your completed scenario to the last friend who sent you a text message or e-mail.
For Prussia-Level Awesomeness: Draw a picture of this scenario, or write it in fanfiction/roleplay style.
I was (1) with (2) at (3), but (4) (5) because (6), so I (7). Then I went home and (8).
1: Birth month
January: singing
February: dancing
March: streaking
April: training
May: eating pasta
June: throwing tomatoes at people
July: Sweeping the floor
August: Filming a movie
September: Stalking my boyfriend/girlfriend
October: watching anime
November: reading comic books
December: plotting world domination
2: Birthday
1: America (Alfred F. Jones)
2: England (Arthur Kirkland)
3: France (Francis Bonnefoy)
4: China (Yao Wang)
5: Russia (Ivan Braginsky)
6: Canada (Matthew Williams)
7: North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
8: South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
9: Germany (Ludwig)
10: Japan (Kiku Honda)
11: Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
12: Hungary (Elizabeta Héderváry.)
13: Switzerland (Basch Zwingli)
14: Liechtenstein
15: Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
16: Latvia (Raivis Galante)
17: Lithuania (Toris Laurinaitis)
18: Estonia (Eduard Von Bock)
19: Ukraine
20: Belarus (Natalia Arlovskaya)
21: Norway
22: Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)
23: Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)
24: Iceland
25: Denmark
26: Sealand (Peter Kirkland)
27: Seychelles
28: Spain (Antonio Fernández Carriedo)
29: Korea (Im Yong Soo)
30: Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)
31: Taiwan
3: Color of your shirt
Red: the World Conference
Orange: a café
Yellow: a restaurant
Light Green: a bar
Dark Green: the airport
Light Blue: the mall
Dark Blue: the beach
Purple: my school
Pink: my office building
Brown: my house
White: Japan’s house
Black: Russia’s house
Gray: Switzerland’s house
Other: the police station
4: Color or pattern of your socks
Red: Japan
Orange: China
Yellow: England
Light Green: Russia
Dark Green: Prussia
Light Blue: America
Dark Blue: Hungary
Purple: Switzerland
Pink: France
Brown: Poland
White: Belarus
Black: Germany
Gray: Austria
Other color: Canada
Striped: Denmark
Polka dots: Finland
Plaid: Turkey
Other patterned socks: Greece
Mismatched socks: Grandpa Rome
Not wearing socks: Flying Mint Bunny
5: Time of day (Apologies to those who use 24-hour time.)
12:00 AM – 12:59 AM: kicked me
1:00 AM – 1:59 AM: shot at me
2:00 AM – 2:59 AM: flirted with me
3:00 AM – 3:59 AM: hit me with a frying pan
4:00 AM – 4:59 AM: threw tomatoes at me
5:00 AM – 5:59 AM: kidnapped me
6:00 AM – 6:59 AM: spilled coffee on my shirt on purpose
7:00 AM – 7:59 AM: yelled at me
8:00 AM – 8:59 AM: sneezed on me
9:00 AM – 9:59 AM: threatened to blow up my car
10:00 AM – 10:59 AM: threw scones at me
11:00 AM – 11:59 AM: tried to eat my hair
12:00 PM – 12:59 PM: invaded my vital regions
1:00 PM – 1:59 PM: took embarrassing photographs of me
2:00 PM – 2:59 PM: stole my wallet
3:00 PM – 3:59 PM: put a curse on me
4:00 PM – 4:59 PM: was following me
5:00 PM – 5:59 PM: threw dirty socks at me
6:00 PM – 6:59 PM: was making silly faces at me
7:00 PM – 7:59 PM: called me a moron
8:00 PM – 8:59 PM: dumped dirt on my head
9:00 PM – 9:59 PM: stole all my cookies
10:00 PM – 10:59 PM: hit me with a faucet pipe
11:00 PM – 11:59 PM: drank all of my soda
6: Which country has the best food, in your opinion?
Italy: I was staring at (4)
Germany: I’m mentally unstable
Japan: (4) is mentally unstable
America: I’m a pirate
England: (4) is a pirate
France: I stole (4)’s underwear
China: I was disguised as Russia
Russia: I’m a deranged fanboy/fangirl
Austria: (4) thought I was a ninja
Hungary: (4) thought I was Prussia
Canada: (4) thought I was a leprechaun
Korea: (4) thought I was a Pokémon
Greece: (4) knows I think he’s/she’s sexy
Turkey: I’m secretly an alien
Belgium: I was reading yaoi manga
Spain: (4) thought I was a robot
India: I ate all of (4)’s food
One of the Nordics: (4) was jealous of my awesomeness
Ukraine/Belarus/one of the Baltics: (4) was drunk
Other: I had bloodstains on my shirt
Can’t decide: I’m a spy for the government
7: Day of the week
Sunday: took out my white flag and surrendered
Monday: hit him/her with a frying pan
Tuesday: hit him/her with a faucet pipe
Wednesday: hit him/her with a wok
Thursday: called for military backup
Friday: put a curse on him/her
Saturday: ran away
8: Favorite character in Hetalia
North Italy/Chibitalia: fell asleep and had nightmares
Germany: sat on the roof and sang Marukaite Chikyuu
Japan: ate some sushi and life continued as normal
America: wrote a song about it
England: declared war on Russia
France: declared war on England
China: watched soap operas
Russia: watched TV for five hours
Australia: threw up
Austria: complained a lot
Belarus: plotted my revenge against (4)
Belgium: listened to depressing music
Bulgaria: declared war on America
Canada: discovered that my house was full of ghosts
Cuba: declared war on (2)
Denmark: declared war on (4)
Egypt: declared war on my neighbors
Estonia: played World of Warcraft all night
Finland: spied on my neighbors
Greece: invaded Austria
Holy Roman Empire: redecorated my room
Hong Kong: trolled the Internet
Hungary: threw water balloons at my neighbor’s house
Iceland: got drunk
India: made a movie about it
Korea: played Call of Duty
Latvia: hid under the bed
Liechtenstein: pretended that nothing happened
Lithuania: plotted to take over the world
Monaco: realized I went in the wrong house
Netherlands: played Minecraft
Norway: was shot in the head by Finland
Poland: was kidnapped by Russia
Prussia: accidentally stepped in dog droppings
Romania: threw a party
Sealand: yelled about how awesome I am
Seychelles: prank-called Poland
South Italy: stubbed my toe on the door
Spain: had to enter through the window because the door was stuck
Sweden: found that my house had been invaded by aliens
Switzerland: found that my house had been invaded by Prussia
Taiwan: threw things at my neighbors
Turkey: got stuck in the chimney while trying to clean it
Ukraine: played loud music all night
Vietnam: was shot by Switzerland
Wy: threw rocks at my next-door-neighbor’s house
Grandpa Rome: flirted with cute boys/girls
Flying Mint Bunny: watched too much anime
Tony the alien: realized I forgot my house key
An OC that you created: was attacked by ninjas
Other: painted my house pink
Optional Bonus: Tag three people to do this meme.
Bonus Optional Bonus: Send your completed scenario to the last friend who sent you a text message or e-mail.
For Prussia-Level Awesomeness: Draw a picture of this scenario, or write it in fanfiction/roleplay style.
This is my first attempt at making a written meme of my own instead of filling out other people's memes. It was inspired by the "Hetalia Crack Letter" which you can find floating around here on deviantART. Post your silliness in the comments, and if you do the Prussia-Level Awesomeness Bonus, please post a link to it in the comments.
My own, based on my current state:
I was training with Denmark at a bar, but Germany took embarrassing photographs of me because Germany is mentally unstable, so I ran away. Then I went home and threw water balloons at my neighbor's house.
O___o
My own, based on my current state:
I was training with Denmark at a bar, but Germany took embarrassing photographs of me because Germany is mentally unstable, so I ran away. Then I went home and threw water balloons at my neighbor's house.
O___o
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I was watching anime with Spain at the beach, but Flying Mint Bunny threatened to blow up my car because I had bloodstains on my shirt, so I ran away, Then I went home and prank called Poland.